10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike