10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters