10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"