10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson