10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT