10 Random Poker Quotes

Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
You have to piss with the dick you have