10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.