10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.