10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- It's Free To Fold...
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth