10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.