10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers