10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth