10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm