10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen