10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.