10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]