10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph