10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine