10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."