10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth