10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."