10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth