10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.