10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
Fook the floosh droo!
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.