10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth