10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"