10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."