10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"