10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Those eggs smell delicious!