10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-