10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)