10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."