10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Fold and live to fold again
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.