10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Fold and live to fold again
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.