10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.