10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is for loners.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT