10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow