10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...