10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• It's Free To Fold...