10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "No river, no fish."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow