10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth