10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.