10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway