10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"