10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.