10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!