10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.