10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.