10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow