10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "No river, no fish."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.